1. The Classic Golfer Struggles
💬 Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks?
🏌️ In case they get a hole in one!
💬 What’s the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
🏌️ A golfer goes whack… “Darn.” A skydiver goes whack… “Dead.”
2. Real Golf Problems
💬 Why do golfers love their cars?
🏌️ Because they both have a driver!
💬 What do you call a terrible golfer who keeps getting lucky bounces?
🏌️ A hazard whisperer!
💬 Why do golf courses love weddings?
🏌️ Because they always have a great reception!
3. Golfers vs. Their Own Equipment
💬 Why did the golfer bring a ladder to the course?
🏌️ Because he wanted to work on his swing!
💬 What’s worse than a slow golfer?
🏌️ A fast golfer who’s also terrible!
💬 Why do golfers never tell secrets?
🏌️ Because they always talk behind your back swing!